"Zeroeth of all: anyone who writes () in a function prototype in C needs
to get severely napalmed, maimed, hung and then really hurt. It is
(void) in C, () means (...) which is literally NEVER what you want."

-- H. Peter Anvin, on LKML

"Man has killed man from the beginning of time, and each new frontier has brought new ways and new places to die. Why should the future be different?"

-- Col. Corazon Santiago
"Planet: A Survivalist's Guide"

I miss Alpha Centauri sometimes