So, I was walking past this Barber/Whisky-shop (A place for people who like Clint Eastwood and Whisky) called Dennis'  earlier today, and as I passed, glancing down I see a line of whisky-bottles inside.  Nothing quite unusual, until I eyed the bottle of Famous Grouse and noted the sign hanging around the neck of the bottle.

Contains coloured water

Not quite sure if that is a judgement or a fact, either way it was slightly amusing to my state of mind.